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Is there anywhere on Earth, where this picture seems right ? I caught a glimpse of this magazine cover the other day while buying petrol and truthfully contemplated dousing myself in the same petrol and setting light to myself , so that I should be able to rid my brain of this most dreadful image....what on Earth was she thinking???? Of course, we already know what Mariah was thinking, as she truly thinks she is beyond fabulous.....WRONG ! Never again will I consider petrol buying a low risk activity, never again will I waltz carefree into my local petrol station, never again will I buy OK magazine and I promise to never ever again hum " All I want for Christmas is you"

Well,what a week ! It started on Monday (as most weeks do !)when I attended my first Ladies Lunch. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this phenomenon, basically, it consists of about 150 very well dressed women of age 35 to 80, gathering in a posh location at 12.00 midday. Here they are plied with bubbly and wine, until they totter to their table for lunch, followed by some musical entertainment....last year Johnnie Logan , this year an Elvis impersonator...well there is a recession on !I was very appropriately dressed in a little green number ( British Racing Green, VROOM, VROOM) and an extremely high pair of heels, I had knicked from the Mad One. These very expensive shoes had bright red soles, but were not Laboutins....of course, everyone would have thought they were...fine by me ! I can't really say it was my scene, but at least now I have been so can talk about it. And talk about it I did the following night, when I had dinner with 3 friends who will be familiar to my re