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So the KOK's have split themselves among 3 different men...Palpitations Piaras, Rapid Ronan and my personal favourite Gentle Gary . Apparently the KOK's feel the need to supplement their running with torture, humiliation and pain...and they like it ! I get snippets of what goes on, while out with them , on the nights they can actually place one foot in front of the other, but have serious concerns in relation to what exactly is going on. Apparently the Gentle Gary girls have " given their bodies over to him" for an 8 week period and there has been mention of strap ons ???? Palpitations Piaras has made 3 of the KOKs legs go to jelly and although it is presumed that he said was "nice reps" one member took it as " nice ass" and has a smile on her face ever since. Poor Rapid Ronan has had his knob broken off repeatedly by the KOK who goes spinning. She also happened to casually mention that a couple of KOK's were fit to go for a light run after t...

After the hilarity around the what is no known as "KOK Gate" the Krill Oil Krazies relaxed in Twinkle Toes' house for an evening of carb loading and giggles. All but two had arrived, when the door bell went and in walked none other than Gentle Gary ! , an eye candy treat for all of us courtesy of his aunt TT. Well, the excitement and hormone levels reached fever pitch and he was particularly amused by the t shirts...immediately spotting the faux pas....I love a man with a dirty mind. After we had attacked the vast quantity food like lionesses on a zebra , GG settled down at a safe distance to enjoy the chat. Innuendo was rife, but he was secretly very proud of his Marathon Mary's ladies and their plans to go for the VHI Women's Mini Marathon 10k. He gave us some free advice on training, at which point various members tried bribing him for a place on his next bootcamp, but I could see his brain going ninety to the dozen, thinking " How on earth could I control...

Cantering Clare and MILF Mullarkey are currently attending Gentle Gary's 8 week fitness and weight loss programme and are positively effusive in their praise of it. Now both girls are aware of the " special" relationship GG and I have so I was somewhat surprised at their need to rub my nose in it, while saying that, the previous night, Gentle Gary had displayed his tight bottom to them on numerous occasions while demonstrating a particular movement to them...something to do with a bear apparently. Oh yes, exclaimed MILF, about 12 times he showed us, with a smug satisfied grin on her face. I am not afraid to admit I was indeed jealous and hoped that any further details would be kept to themselves. Alas no ! Cantering Clare felt the need yesterday morning to tell me at our post Park Run breakfast , that this week GG had exposed his banana and coconuts to them ! The bloody cheek of it. They seem to have some kind of special code, only GMAC participants are allowed use, so f...