bigfoodiemama

Oh yes thought Victor,I'll cut the grass, Maybe the Blonde would like to see my ass, Come on Blonde, come out with me Oh yes, said she, I'll bring my tea Up and down the lawn he went Hands tightly on his mower His willy dragging on the ground Did make him a bit slower What a lovely view, said the Blonde Sipping on her cuppa Hoping when he'd done the grass He might just slip one up her It is your birthday, I suppose Said Victor with a grin, Drop your tea, take of your hat And I will stick it in Just then, they heard a loud "hello" The girls had come to party Oh Blonde, they said, how could you Your sandals are sooo tarty They then caught sight of Victor In sandals, hat and socks, BFM went to hug him But the FA dropped in shock The moral of this story's clear Said the Blonde to Victor, forlorn You should have shagged my brains out Before you cut the lawn ! Happy Birthday Blonde xxxx

Oh yes ! Yes, Yes, Yes ! Am I glad I broke my own Sunday night curfew and stayed up to watch TV until 11.00pm ( I know, Rebel hey !)At 9.00 GASP and I sat in our favourite seats to enjoy a bit of Sunday night viewing, having survived another weekend. I am renowned for starting to watch a film, but then head off to my novel and duvet by 10.00. GASP rarely avails of the Sunday night WOO (Window of Opportunity) as, one hour in, he has committed to the film and his needs are met. Last night however, was all about me ! We flicked through the channels and settled on Transposter 3, having found the first two movies having been, far fetched but enjoyable. On initial glance Transpoter 3, with it's stunts,guns, bad guys and car chases does not suggest chick flick, but that's where you would be wrong. The one common theme running through the entire film is JASON STATHAM ........Thank you God ! He is the James Bond for those girls who like a "bit of rough".........ME !I have neve

This man is a true Foodie ! On his way to the Royal Wedding in Monaco of Prince Albert and She Who Tried to Flee Last Minute, Steven Spielberg had his pilot land his private jet in Shannon, and had a driver take him the 70 miles to Ballyvaughan, becuase he wanted to have some Cheesecake at the Tea Rooms. FANTASTIC ! Now that's devotion to food. Cheesecake happens to beone of my favourite desserts but I am very fussy, preferring the Traditional to the Baileys or Double Chocolate new fad types....leave it alone !Do not bake it ! Do not serve it with an Egg and Bacon Ice Cream. Do not surround it by " coulis". On no account put a mint leaf on top of it and remember, if you are going to use it in the bedroom, scrape the biscuit base first ! ( JOKE !)I took the liberty of looking up Allrecipes.com to see how many cheesecake recipes there were.....414 recipes, including Christmas, Praline, Swiss, Turtle ????, Neopolitan. Japenese, Tiramisu, Eggnog, Macaroon, Persimmon, Si