HOT THING !


Last night I recreated a scene from a movie. I know that you , understandably, are thinking " Chariots of Fire" or Rocky running up the steps, "The Long Run" or "Endurance ", but you would be wrong. Before I set out for C25K last night I gathered my running gear, only to find that my cropped support sports top/bra which I wear over my control bra, was in the wash....what to do? I noted the bad weather and decided to take out a long forgotten elasticated vest top, which was very snug in nature, so, in my opinion, perfect for the job of keeping the puppies in check...It was ! I started out on my 10 ( yes 10!) minute run and offended no-one with my chest, although I did cop the Golfing Rumpsteak trying to look !
A few minutes in and a particular film scene came to mind...You see, the elasticated, tight, woven vest top, worn over my bra and under my lurid pink top had the notable effect of greatly increasing my body temperature, until I was tearing at my clothes in an effort to let some air in. The Full Monty is what I thought of....hold on !!!! No, I did not think about removing all my clothing in the Fair Green, but the image of Dave in the movie, sitting in his shed, wrapping clingfilm around himself to lose weight was a vivid one.....

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