Hot Buns and Scuba !

Yes, Yes, I know I posted earlier today but sometimes material just presents itself to you and you have to write. Off I went to meet the Marathon Marys in the Fair Green and up arrives Marie the Moocher. I was, yet again , complaining about how hard I found Monday night, when MTM advised me that she too found it hard especially, she felt because of her new " special" running cropped pants. "Why so special" I asked naively , only for MTM to advise us that these "special" pants were designed to increase your amount of sweating while running, thereby aiding weight loss. Well, a few ears pricked up at this and I proceeded to feel MTM's leg, to find her pants felt like a wet suit. " Where did you get them? " we begged to know. "Done Deal" said MTM...." Done Deal" I exclaimed thinking MTM had totally lost itand was now purchasing the second hand running gear of a fellow athlete who died while training for their C25K. " Dealrush" she exclaimed suddenly and I heaved a sigh of relief, but now seriously wanted a pair as did Trotting Tracey, Cantering Claire and the Ban Garda. It got us to thinking that a full body version would be even better, if it truly delivered on the sweating front, and then decided if it actually came up right over our heads leaving only 2 eyeholes we'd be on the pigs back...the things we would do !
I was keen to get going tonight..for a change, as the Great British Bake Off ( GBBO) was on series link and I wanted to get home to look at some hot buns. Now, I am not one for the naked selfie ,but at the weekend decided to show off my produce in all it's naked glory as I was so proud of myself. Much praise was heaped by the girls on my Victoria Sandwich ( filthy minds you lot!) and that led to a discussion on how the club could host their next fundraiser...the Great Ardee Bake Odd ....GARBO for short....hurrah ! Now, I'll show my buns to anyone, as is well known and would love the chance to display my wares. This idea has to be credited to Cantering Claire mind you, in case a copyright is required.
All in all, a night of great ideas, great fun, two ten minute runs and a beautiful ballet moment in the warm down when Gentle Gary and Macho Malone embraced and stretched while looking in each others eyes. Little Big Horn and the Golfing Rumpsteak tried to do their own version, but it was nowhere near as poetic. I am supping my cuppa, after my bath, feeling good and about to indulge in some porn viewing..Paul Hollywood ,the Silverback awaits !!!!!