Hungover and Hot

Boy am I glad to have reached 6.50 this Sunday evening. Finally I feel well, not fiully well of course, post hangover well, where you are still wrecked but the pain is gone. Last night saw the usual suspects partying in the Blonde and Victor's house. We christened their "indoor outdoor room" in style with vast quantites of Prosecco from those demon glasses they have which have a hollow stem !We arrived at 8.30 to find the porn star in conversation with Victor while the blonde tried , for the first of many times, to take her 6 inch heels from the gaps in the decking. The men were busy telling her she should just change her shoes, but her sister, gorgeous niece and I nodded in understanding when she replied she just had to wear them until everyone arrived.....it's a girl thing.The FA and Newly Single joined the party along with my old Geography teacher, who reminded me of the day I brought in the bullocks lungs, heart and liver to Biology class ( Fat Freddie was in the meat trade). Neither she nor I have eaten liver since ! A girl I was in school with , whom I will refer to as "cleavage" for the purposes of this entry, took delight in telling me of the trauma of the day her eldest started school and how she went home and howled in the hot press for 3 hours ( just after I told her my eldest was starting in 2 weeks time!)Throughout all this the blondes brother in law Mike Reid, just kept topping up my glass with no bottom. When the chicken curry came out at around 10.30 I was three sheets to the wind. I had two helpings for soakage purposes and went onto sorft drinks for fear I fell over. Also the FA had suggested the soft drink, in the spirit of true friendship. The dancing started and a great night was had by all. GASP and I came home early enough as one of the seven dwarfs was babysitting. I had the glass of water but should really have considered medication before I hit the pillow. When I heard the baby cry at 6.50 I remarked how he's slept all night only to have GASP inform me that this was not the case. I remained in the cot but the pain in my head was so great I could not sleep. I showered at 9.00, felt even worse, took 2 Neurofen and a yogurt and returned to bed until 12.00, by which time, I was able to finish a sentence in one go and could function at a basic level. It was 24 degrees outside so out came the paddling pool and two of the little cousins and the day was spent in the garden recovering ( being forced to recover). Think I'll have a ham sandwich and go to bed as soon as the Sunday Game comes on.