Emergency Bra !

We've had the minimiser, balcony, underwired, push up and wonder and now we have the Emergency Bra !
It's not a joke ! Check out www.ebbra.com and see for yourself. A doctor has invented a bra that can then be used as a facemask in the case of smoke , disease or biological warfare ! The great thing about this actual piece of lingerie is that it is hot ! Bright red hot...the only colour you can get it in at present but we are promised a selection soon. She is working on an emergency shirt for men but personally I would like to see Emergency bright red speedos...they could save my life any day !Apparently you can remove the bra and create the facemask without removing any of your clothing ( I will be discouraging this with the speedos). In an emergency it is of course vital that you don't show any flesh...remember the clean pair of knickers, hit by a bus advice ! The serious advantage is that, like all bras it has in fact got two cups ie. two facemasks so you can save the total stranger next to you by whipping out your bra and covering his mouth with it ! I have tried this previously and nearly lost my life so I am glad this will no longer be frowned upon in public.....it was an emergency...really !