Midwives and Macedonia

Last night was the social outcasts dinner party in our place. We were joined by the Stunner, YWML, The Mad One, Newly Single, Skinny Malink, Victor, the Blonde, the FA, The Teacher and The Queen of Baking. The antipasti were served outside in the garden with some beautifully chilled Gavi.The men hung around the patio doors so they could view Ireland v Macedonia on the small tv in the kitchen and the Teacher and Victor chose their seats for dinner according to the view of same.The Lemon Chicken was served with a marvellous array of exotic salads, thanks to everyones contributions. The Mad One had brought baked Rooster potatoes and offered Victor one ( potato that is !)of a particular shape and width. Skinny Malink came out with some lovely wee jokes but the Mad One suggested that they were far too clean in nature and proceeded to read out a selection of totally filthy and politically incorrect yarns from her phone. I can only advise you that none of us will ever look at a midwife in the same way again !!!! The blonde had difficulty with toilet seat in GASP's toilet, as it is designed with two seats for both adults and those toilet training.....god bless her there was some confusion on her part and she thought ber bottom had,for some reason, got quite huge during dinner. She can be seen on a daily basis walking to prevent such an explosion of her rear and is easily identifiable as she is dragging a miniature Schnouzer behind her. He does look as if he is paralysed from the waist down, but according to the blonde , is just bone lazy.
Among the conversations was the fact that one daily newspaper,of some standing,had declared that there are 273 reasons why women have sex. Both sexes at the table laughed, the women only able to come up with about 3 reasons and then men declaring it was a misprint, and in fact there were 273 reasons why women won't have sex.
Our two boys were on a sleepover in BMM's and I must admit, the prospect of a full nights sleep was to the front of my mind. Fair play to GASP, he apparently thought about exploiting a window of opportunity when he came to bed, but reckoned I had to be exhausted, and this morning, decided I looked to snoozy to disturb, so he got up and did the dishes instead...........now this is true love and I personally can think of about 273 reasons why he is going to get lucky tonight !!!!!!!