Ram a lam a DING DONG !

As the Honey Monster loomed over me, I looked at him, bent fully fowards towards his crotch, nestled my head between his legs, placed my hands between my legs, felt him lean down over me, grasp my hands and pull hard causing me to flip over landing on my feet pressed hard against his chest....I had "rammed" the Honey Monster...to use the official dancing term. Personally I felt "rammed" and could not feel two fingers for a few minutes, such was the brutality of the assault. This Strictly Come Dancing business is getting serious....and dangerous ! We are dancing the Twist for God's sake...hardly the most infamous of dances, so why does my butt, stomach, thighs, arms and chest hurt so much. The Honey Monster looked as if he was about to rupture something during one lift and, I could tell, was lamenting not getting Leggy Leah as his partner ( she's got the Shimmy'n Shane) . Lovely Lennon offered to demonstrate the complex lift, but I went left as he thought right and nearly runined his chances of ever becoming a father, much to the entertainment of his partner Smaller Orla.
Bangin' Barry was back on form as Calamity Ali returned from her dirty mid week break, Utterly Butterly is smiling at the Irish Dancer and the Spud Farmer is happy out, although a bit behind..... in an agricultural sense. Trailer Trash is in serious competition with the Postman ( 10 inches smaller but no less of a man!). The One Legged Scot is smiling away and enjoying her self with Macho Martha. Barry Buttocks is warming up nicely...I should know as I usually stand behind him ! Husband and Wife although seperated, are embracing their new partners, Dancing Dunne and Affectionate Anne, Groovin' Gary is wooing Anne Alure and the gorgeous girls are ....just gorgeous ! Overall, it is all coming together nicely under the watchful eye of Gavin Glitter and his girls. I may be sore,aching and tired but I am giggling, laughing and dancing............