Kiwi's at it again !
Now should you think that this further attack on the lack of generosity in New Zealand is as a result of the Fit Ones husband ( BBB - big bald bloke) texting me the rugby score last weekend, you would be right !
Yet again the Kiwis have made the National news over here in the Northern hemisphere. You will remember the guy who went around to various funerals just for the food ....the Grim Eater! Well this time, one of their government ministers has been found to have used his ministerial credit card to pay for the porn movies he watched while staying away in hotels on government business....the tight and stupid git ! Fantastic.....make our guys expenses look tame.Now this in itself is a great story,but added to that the fact that he is a married father of 7 and it turns into a comedy sketch !I do remember going to a wedding in the UK along with some of my male friends, some years ago. I couldn't understand why their hotel bills were exactly £6.70 more than mine, until someone pointed out that that was the exact cost of the pay-for-view in house porn movies !
Now, having got at BBB again, I would like to congratulate the New Zealand Soccer Team on a) reaching the world cup b) getting their first point and c) drawing with the current world champions....amazing. I am without doubt a New Zealand supporter for the duration of the World Cup. I must also confess that I did greet France's departure today with a little bit of joi de vivre or ,as Del Boy would say, Chateau Neuf de Pape !I love the French, I love their food, I loooove their win and I think Zidane and Cantona would make a lovely sandwich, but that Thierry Henri ( cute and all as he is) ruined our summer single handedly ( get it ?)So, it's come on New Zealand !
Yet again the Kiwis have made the National news over here in the Northern hemisphere. You will remember the guy who went around to various funerals just for the food ....the Grim Eater! Well this time, one of their government ministers has been found to have used his ministerial credit card to pay for the porn movies he watched while staying away in hotels on government business....the tight and stupid git ! Fantastic.....make our guys expenses look tame.Now this in itself is a great story,but added to that the fact that he is a married father of 7 and it turns into a comedy sketch !I do remember going to a wedding in the UK along with some of my male friends, some years ago. I couldn't understand why their hotel bills were exactly £6.70 more than mine, until someone pointed out that that was the exact cost of the pay-for-view in house porn movies !
Now, having got at BBB again, I would like to congratulate the New Zealand Soccer Team on a) reaching the world cup b) getting their first point and c) drawing with the current world champions....amazing. I am without doubt a New Zealand supporter for the duration of the World Cup. I must also confess that I did greet France's departure today with a little bit of joi de vivre or ,as Del Boy would say, Chateau Neuf de Pape !I love the French, I love their food, I loooove their win and I think Zidane and Cantona would make a lovely sandwich, but that Thierry Henri ( cute and all as he is) ruined our summer single handedly ( get it ?)So, it's come on New Zealand !
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