Dirty Dominatrix.....moi ?

Gavin Glitter was a bit late for last nights practice so in my usual shy fashion, I took the warm up. Quite hilarious really,as Ithink I am the only dancer still unable to touch her toes.Now,this crowd of dancers need alot of handling,as they are a rowdy lot, so I let a yell at Bangin Barry and the Spud Farmer to stop talking , but then had to swiftly avert my gaze to Barry Buttocks who nudged Masticating Matthews , causing her to hit the deck. "Enough" I yelled , causing Masticating Matthews to christen me "Dirty Dominatrix" ......I liked it,so continued in that vein, as I advised them all to " go down" and " spread their legs " . Calamity Ali was on red alert, so took some controlling, but all in all I had them " whipped" into shape when Gorgeous Grainne and Gavin Glitter arrived.
"Take your favourite positions Gavin yelled , (asking me to choose carefully) and off we went.We were short a couple of folks Bashful Aisling , Barely there Bogger and I missed Curvy Corbally and Cool Hands Callaghan. Energetic Erin, MILF Mullarkey, Angelic Angela and Marie the Moocher , were in perfect step .5 foot 3 and the Body Poppin' Postman threw themselves in wholeheartedly.The Honey Monster was in fine form, and happily allowed me to ram him, although I nearly broke my neck......another night of Ibuprofen ahead :)
At this point we are a very merry bunch, dancing better, laughing even more and the slagging is relentless. For some unknown reason, I seem to attract slagging, which I enjoy, but remember folks , the blog is a very serious weapon...names can be changed, secrets can be revealed and dancers disgraced.....you have been warned....by the Dirty Dominatrix ......

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