It's a crime !

This is a totally true story. I have the most wonderful assistant at work whom I shall call Jackanory because she tells the most fantastic stories, all of which are about her and true. She doesn't think they are funny but she has reduced to tears on many an occasion...like the time she and her mother went to view a show home, took a look around the downstairs and kitchen and headed upstairs. They were a bit surprised to find some of the people drinking wine, until they realised they had gate crashed a house warming!She told me this story a couple of weeks ago and I insisted she recount it to the rest of my colleagues. They loved it and asked me if I knew the bank raid story. I said I hadn't and so heard the following true story. When Jackanory was in her early twenties (in the late 70's) and recently engaged, she was working in a building society. One day, as she was sorting money with her colleague, in the presence of three detectives, three armed men burst in wearing bala...