bigfoodiemama

Local radio has alot to answer for. I'll go back to the start though. Some time ago, in an effort not to suffer from VPL , I headed to, the one and only, M&S for the multipack of briefs. Briefs is a wholly inappropriate word for what came out of the packet. I had mistakenly thought "full briefs" were just a longer knicker....oh not, they were longer, wider, higher, bigger and more monstrous than any previously everyday knickers. Now, you cannot return knickers, understandably, and as someone who hates waste, I decided to suffer and and wear them, so as not to waste my hard earned money. This was not too difficult for me as boy they were comfortable, there was not chance of a VPL and NO chance of bedroom activity...these babies could wreck the libido of even the most randy ! I wore them for work and medical appointments, until the static in them one day nearly electrocuted me and I decided the time had come to make a purchase. Off I headed, back to M&S, and decide...

The President and the First Lady , much to our delight, chose to visit our capital city a couple of weeks ago along with a mad bunch of much adored friends. A small incident involving the Presidents disappearing wallet led to the Mad One and I going on a Dempsey and Makepeace type escapade around the somewhat dodgy areas of the city, until The Mad One retreived said wallet from the Summerhill Bus Depot. The President and First Lady expressed their gratitude by sending a Marks and Spencers voucher to both of us, much to my joy. I have a theory in relation to M+S vouchers, in that such unexpected gifts should always be used to refresh ones underwear drawer, so with delight I headed off to freshen up my summer underwear. I contemplated each and every knicker on it's merits, appearance, VPL, colour, the need for invisibility under summer linen and whites. I did , for a brief ( get it!) moment consider the sexiness factor, but quickly discounted this as a viable reason to buy lingerie ...