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A Tale of 3 Valentine's

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At a table near here earlier today, two single women kindly enquired as to how Valentine's day was for their 3 married colleagues. The following were the stories recounted. Couple 1. He got drunk Saturday night and was hungover on Valentine's day. He fell asleep from 1.30 to 5.30 leaving me to read the paper alone...lovely...bloody lovely !!! Couple 2. He got up, ignored the card I had written the night before and left out for him and went to work. I took care of our 3 kids for the day and when he came home, had to hand him the card to open, complaining that I was sick of bringing up 3 kids on my own. He said " Fair enough...you go back to working full time and I won't do any weekend overtime !" That shut me up ! Couple 3. Having indicated that I was wearing skimpy MATCHING underwear before we went our Saturday night, hubby was a happy man. By the time that happy man dropped the baby sitter home at 12.30pm , the underwear was in two different corners of the roo...

Reverse Psychology

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It's a well known fact that if you want your husband to do something, under no circumstances do you let him know that it is what you actually want to do.This weekend is our 7th wedding anniversary and BMM has very kindly offered to have the boys overnight. Now I usually drop heavily weighted hints in GASP's ear some weeks in advance of this event....usually the name of the restaurant I am hoping ( planning ) he will book. This year I decided to go with what GASP would like so suggested last week that we go to see "The A Team" movie....yes I know ! You see GASP, is a major fan of the original series, so I decided to be magnanimous for a change and go with what he would like...it kinda felt good. I even looked up the times of the film in the local paper. Now before I go any further, GASP had failed to commit to any plan....he never does. Today I received a text advising me that Newly Single was holding a dinner party in hers Friday night, for Preggers and her husband...