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Had you entered our kitchen last night you would have found a middle aged, mildly obese woman, in a pair of pyjamas, twerking at the island. Her bemused, amused and bewildered husband sat in the sitting room looking at her with a confused look on his face. The lady in question was, in fact, none other than BFM herself, trying to catch up on her dance moves from the Lip Sync rehearsal she had missed on Friday night. While the Mad One, no doubt, wildly gyrated around a local GAA hall under the instruction of Lambada Lesley, I was hosting a pizza party and sleepover for my eldest. The Mad One also had the joy of being in the company of the 3rd member of our trio, Lip Sync Levins, who has thrown himself into the madness with an air of "I don't give a damn" but he is carrying few bumps and bruises already as the Mad One is VERY enthusiastic. So while my younger sister had the joy of live instruction, company and rousing music, I whipped my hips left and right while trying to ...

T.W.I.N.C. has decided he quite likes his new name, but did advise me to google it's meaning...I duly googled TWINK only to find it referred to a slender young man, the term stemming ( no pun intended) from the "golden coloured phallic-shaped snack cake, the "Twinkie", known for being of little nutritional value, sweet to the taste and creme filled, memorable more for it's outer packaging as opposed to it's inner depth....I rest my case :) Last Wednesday night T.W.I.N.C. was in great form ( Wednesdays are always better than Mondays) As I lay snivelling on the floor about to leap up beside the Honey Monster, T.W.I.N.C. yelled "Finger Him". This followed his instruction to Macho Martha and The One Legged Scot earlier in the evening to "give me sex, two pumps and a squirt". Cautiously ( still recovering from the previous weeks " pick a window /bowl of brave incident")T.W.I.N.C. suggested that Macho might smile and look to attract h...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikTxfIDYx6Q&playnext=1&videos=FWigsq_Wzho&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh%2Bdiv-1r-9-HM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOu2MYXjU74&feature=youtube_gdata Have discovered u tube ! This is due to eldest sons. Micheal Jackson obsession and wanting to see the video of "Beat It" .I googled "beat it u tube" and got the attached links among the clips. The eldest son was in histerics, as was I. His other love at the moment is Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham, which gives me the opportunity to relive my youth while singing into a yellow and red microphone in the playroom.I remember going to see Wham! in the RDS with the Mad One. I was hopelessly in love with Andrew Ridgely, who wore tartan trousers with a matching long coat.....magic ! I reckoned fancying Andrew gave me more of a chance cause everyone fancied George. He never did contact me...another man who is walking around not realising how close he came...sigh. GASP knows exac...