He married an axe murderer !
Yesterday, May 14th 2011 was a lucky and unlucky day for GASP. Unlucky because he woke to find he was married to a hormonally charged b**** and lucky in that he was still alive at 11.00pm last night. As some of you will appreciate,( and some of you will completely doubt! )yesterday I was taken over completely by hormones. I woke looking for a fight and in these circumstances, your nearest and dearest is target number 1. GASP's mere presence in the house....no...on Earth ! was enough of a reason to look at him venomously when he rose from his slumber, 2 hours, 17 minutes and 14 seconds after I has got up with HIS baby ! It was his fault that I was knackered having been out on Thursday night. It was also his fault that part of our large oak tree had fallen down during the week, necessitating that he spent his Saturday wielding a chainsaw, chopping wood for OUR winter fire......IT'S ONLY MAY FOR CHRISTS SAKE ! The sound of the chainsaw was somewhat soothing , in that I was able t...