bigfoodiemama

I have a seat needs some attention. The upholstery is faded, saggy and loose and the stuffing, which ,at some point, I am sure was firm and supportive is now a bit skimpy, lacking and quite hard to sit on. With refurbishment in mind, GASP approached it first...well I thought it only fair before I farmed it out. He drove his elbow into it in an effort to loosen up the stuffing but to little lasting effect. He suggested turning over and approaching from a different angle, but he was only getting excited. Marcus Aurelius , happily stuck 4 inch needles in it, which I quite enjoyed to be honest, but I was still not completely satisfied. I thought about Rapid Ronan with a view to his slightly sadistic approach of putting it on a static bicycle and going hell for leather until the bulk improved, but reckoned it might actually kill me. Alot of women swear by him though. Then I happened across a wee ad on Facebook from none other than my all time favourite man for the job...yes , you guessed ...

Cantering Clare and MILF Mullarkey are currently attending Gentle Gary's 8 week fitness and weight loss programme and are positively effusive in their praise of it. Now both girls are aware of the " special" relationship GG and I have so I was somewhat surprised at their need to rub my nose in it, while saying that, the previous night, Gentle Gary had displayed his tight bottom to them on numerous occasions while demonstrating a particular movement to them...something to do with a bear apparently. Oh yes, exclaimed MILF, about 12 times he showed us, with a smug satisfied grin on her face. I am not afraid to admit I was indeed jealous and hoped that any further details would be kept to themselves. Alas no ! Cantering Clare felt the need yesterday morning to tell me at our post Park Run breakfast , that this week GG had exposed his banana and coconuts to them ! The bloody cheek of it. They seem to have some kind of special code, only GMAC participants are allowed use, so f...