A Tale of 3 Valentine's
At a table near here earlier today, two single women kindly enquired as to how Valentine's day was for their 3 married colleagues. The following were the stories recounted. Couple 1. He got drunk Saturday night and was hungover on Valentine's day. He fell asleep from 1.30 to 5.30 leaving me to read the paper alone...lovely...bloody lovely !!! Couple 2. He got up, ignored the card I had written the night before and left out for him and went to work. I took care of our 3 kids for the day and when he came home, had to hand him the card to open, complaining that I was sick of bringing up 3 kids on my own. He said " Fair enough...you go back to working full time and I won't do any weekend overtime !" That shut me up ! Couple 3. Having indicated that I was wearing skimpy MATCHING underwear before we went our Saturday night, hubby was a happy man. By the time that happy man dropped the baby sitter home at 12.30pm , the underwear was in two different corners of the roo...