bigfoodiemama

So GASP and I had the pleasure of listening to a radio programme yesterday examining why couples argue, the theory being that we all have different reasons. The presenter, however, felt that all arguments came down to one basic issue i.e. the division of tasks in the home, particularly in the case of the couples who both go out to work....I say " go out to work" as staying home with children is " staying home to work even harder !" Having giggled the whole way through the broadcast as every little row we had ever had being described,( and my having cooked everyone's breakfast......) we headed off to the under 8 football blitz on a gorgeous sunny morning. Numerous conversations take place on the sidelines of these local events, so when The Chicken Man joined us, I mentioned the programme, to which he immediately mentioned the apparently universal issue that he had of women ( he only mentioned his wife but let's face facts, we all know what he meant !) bein...

My second ride was much more comfortable as Prince Albert pumped me up, greased my balls and lit me up.....and all while MILF looked on ! I was truly delighted that my bottom seemed to have survived the initial ride without undue discomfort, but as I lowered myself back onto my saddle, a bruised feeling emanated from my nethers and it took a little time before I considered myself comfortably mounted. MILF, Twinkle Toes and I decided on a flat 20k route and on a beautiful evening rode out in the sunshine towards the vision that is Carrickmacross . MILF and I took the lead, a bit surprised that Twinkle Toes was lagging a bit behind. We gave her the benefit of the doubt due to a recent bad injury and slowed to let her catch up a couple of times, delighted that she was back in our company and wishing her a speedy return to full fitness. Turns out her apparent slowness was due to the fact that she was in completely the wrong gear and for every single rotation we made with our pedals Twinkl...