bigfoodiemama

OK, so now that I am 46 years old I have been experimenting. It wasn't really necessary when I was younger, as I just stuck to what I knew and it seemed to work fine. I was always happy anyway and had no complaints from the opposite sex. Getting older has it's drawbacks though as the same old techniques fail to deliver and I have found myself lacking in satisfaction. Some time ago I went out and bought a few items to add to my old bits and pieces and up until about a week ago, it seemed to be doing the trick, except for a few people advising me that I looked a bit pale. You will remember that, a week ago, I bought a wand, but according to The Mad One, it looks like I am going to need a the Fairy Godmother, pumpkin, mice and a large sprinkling of magic to conceal my under eye wrinkles. I arrived at her immaculate ( ha ha ! ) house this morning for a cuppa, having spent some time in my en suite applying make up and liberally waving my wand around. All week long, I have used an e...

So The Ambassadrice as celebrating, not only moving into her lovepad with The Hairy Man, but also the monumental moment in life that is turning 30 ! The Mad One and I aged considerably just at the thought that the "baby" was now, undeniably a fully fledged adult and felt that , in order not to embarrass her at her party, we would need to out in extra effort to look fabulous.....( a lot of effort ! ) In the knowledge that BMM and The Scot could also do with a lick of paint, we booked in for an afternoon chez Dylan Bradshaw, so that, at the very least, our faces and gruaig would be bang on trend. Off we set for the big smoke, in the Mad Ones fancy new 7 seater...it will only be fancy for a short time, so we are taking advantage of it's current state of cleanliness before her brood let loose and redecorate the interior with crisps, chicken nuggets and all matter of flora and fauna ! As we exited the car to toddle down the street to our appointment, the Heavens opened and we...