An innocent threesome !


Well things are really moving on ! The Lip Sync rehearsals have continued every Monday and Friday night...mind you a few people are taking it "very seriously" and insist of getting together in a local hostelry to " practice". Needless to say Lip Sync Levins, The Mad One and I did not feel that need...until last night ! After a 20 minute session with Lythe Lesley, who actually did not shout at us... we headed back to our local and arrived into a busy bar. Lip Sync Levins like the Cock of the North said to the barman " Can we use the back room?" and to much sniggering and teasing we paraded through the lounge, out to the vacant function room at the back..." to practice our moves" . The Mad One and I were delighted to see a full wall mirror , as we like to watch, and we set to jiggling, twerking and moving like the dancing experts we are. Lip Sync, who was in a pair of size 11 stilettos , was in his element and put us well and truly, through our paces. Some time later, red faced and sweating we emerged from the back into the lounge to even more abuse. This was somewhat increased when Lip Sync peeled off 2 twenty euro notes and gave them to me, in full view of the whole bar. I've never felt so valued ! The Mad One got stuck into a Bulmer's Light to rehydrate and we decided it had been a great threesome and that we should do it again.......
Just made the fatal mistake of googling " dancing threesome image"....there will be NO image...off to wipe my hard drive !

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