KAC a Shack a Laka

So, the last night of training took place on a Wednesday. T.W.I.N.C., who is usually more cheerful on a Wednesday decided to bring his Monday humour so made no friends. The Honey Monster and I demonstrated our dance for him , only to be told it lacked any perfromance and was "boring"...the cheek. Mind you, he accused Macho Martha and the One Legged Scot of being "comical". This was was not received well by Macho, whose face looked as if he might be, yet again, choosing a window. By the time practice finished, everyone was in need of a drink and to let their hair down.....off to the KAC Shack we went for the Boys Tanning Night.....oh yes ! Now, I was under the impression that a couple of the more competitive males would be the only ones partaking of the spray tan, so as to increase the ante, but it turned into a tanfest ! We descended upon the KAC Shack with drinks and were greeted by bowls of the Dancing Butchers Chicken Goujons, which we duly devoured. No sooner had I a goujon in my mouth than the Body Poppin' Postman descended the stairs, tanned, topless and smiling. This started a wave of tanning and Cool Hands Callaghan, Trailer Trash, Dancing Dunne , 5 foot 3 and The Husband duly followed. Bangin' Barry was holding back trying ( I thought) to weigh up, whether or not he would get into the little black tent. As soon as Uttelry Butterly descended the stairs in a pair of shorts ,to the squeels of the delighted girls, he was off. Utterly Butterly tried to don his t- shirt , but with the air of an expert, I convinced him that this would be fatal to his tan and that he needed to remain topless as along as possible...this worked for every male in the place so, in a matter of moments, we were surrounded by tanned torsoes, who were trying to look nonchalant, but were posing like male body builders. As Bangin Barry decended the stairs the crowd went wild, and Cool Hands Callaghan decided he needed a second coat ! MILF Mullarkey and Masticating Matthews were salivating as this was their birthday celebration and let's face facts, no girl minds being surrounded by topless males, in a hot kitchen with chicken goujons ! Thats's w*** bank material ! They happily posed reclined along the boys laps. The guys were flexing, posing and loving the newly bronzed look. Bangin Barry looked as if the excitement was all too much for him and that one glimpse of himself in the mirror might just finish him off...literally !He will be "beating" a path to the KAC Shack from now on.