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Right so here we are in Waterford and it is due to be 20 degrees today.....by Irish standards HOT !Apparently the weather is not the only hot thing though. GASP, as arranged travelled up to the Golf Club on Sunday evening to catch up on the GAA, only to find the clubhouse closes at 9.00 on a Sunday evening. Not to be put off his mission, GASP walked up to the Castle and enquired off the "blonde" at the desk if there was a bar where he could watch the Sunday Game. "Unfortunately not" she replied. Thats when it happened. She reached down behind her desk and handed my husband the keys to a room !Yes, a "blonde" handed my husband the keys to a hotel room, told him he could go watch the game there and asked if he would like a drink !!!!! Now you would have thought that I, woty, would be somewhat concerned by the Tiger Woods nature of this, but no, my reason for anger is that GASP got into a room in Waterford Castle before I did....the injustice of it all !In the summer you see GASP turns a shade of Mahogany from shoulder down and neck up, making him look decidedly Italian ( or so I like to imagine ....Gino D'Acampo!). Today I plan to secretly hand him Factor 50 when he thinks its 10 so that he may regain some of the blue tinge that my skin has. I will lather myself in fake tan and plan to launch myself on the receptionist in the Castle to see what happens....funny feeling I'll be watching Big Brother in our holiday house with a cup of tea, not lounging in a hotel suite with a glass of bubbly !
The boys are having a ball. Eldest son has learned how to fly a kite and has met some little friends and one big brother, who is somewhat of a God to him due to his football skills.The baby has finally produced a tooth so Bonjela applications are now quite dangerous and my little finger has the scars to prove it.It's off to the beach today with the ham sandwiches and crisps x

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